"Clams Canino" wrote in message
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Now sometime Sunday... a feller calls me on the cell phone. He got my name
from a friend of a friend. He says he has a 90hp Merc that the muffs fell
of
and he didn't notice - it seized.

Now I don't feel so weird about staring at the muffs on my motor as if I
were watching a rattlesnake approaching my boots. I have a neighbor who's
like Boomhauer or whatever his name is on "King of the Hill" - the guy whose
speech it totally unintelligible.
"Doug...yerwatchinthemmuffsliketheregwyntafalloffh aveabeer". But, I just
stand there, staring. :-)