OzOne wrote:
Very interesting.....do they not give Purple Hearts for brain damage
caused by venereal disease?


No, it's a civilian award only. You're given the "honor" of being the
Governor of Arkansas for that. The catch is that you have to be from
Arkansas and also be able to spell "Arkansas."

Just kidding. I agree with New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Rodham, smartest
woman in America, who says in her book, "I love Arkansas."