"Capt. Mooron" wrote
I offered to buy the girl and they left..... no sense of humour! ;-)

I'm surprised. I ran into a group preparing press releases circa 1971. One
of the girls invited me to dinner at the motel they were renting. I told her
I'd expect to sleep with her if I did. Instead of being put off as I'd
hoped she replied "Sure!". I didn't believe it so next day she brought in a
church brochure showing a cute girl standing on a fish hook with the logo
"Be a Hooker for Jesus". I didn't go and later learned from an ex-moonie
that my suspicions had been well founded - that her buddies would have kept
me up all night and half the next day prothelsizing me.