On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 23:06:05 GMT, "Stanley Barthfarkle"
wrote:

Sir:

Tell that to William Faulkner (cf. "Intruder int he Dust," "As I Lay
Dying")

Or, for that matter, to James Joyce.

Most sincerely,
W.T. Hatch

P.S. Yes, I am quite aware that both authors are deceased




Sir (or Madam):

It's really too bad that the breadth of your vocabulary far outweighs the
depth of your intellect.

You know nothing of my intellect or, for that matter, my vocabulary.

Is this the greatest value you have to bring to the table?

Pity.

Most sincerely,
W.T. Hatch