W.T. Hatch wrote:

On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 18:39:48 GMT, "Comcast News" wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.8ff946e4a4a2402d1e0c9f0c9d2fa505@1 092248937.nulluser.com...

I may still hold the record for longest sentence ever written in
freshman advanced English placement at a certain university in the
midwest. Nearly 1000 words, full of phrases, semicolons, and commas,
perfect grammar, and absolute nonsense. Even then, I knew my specialty
would be nonsense!

I had a college professor who would have failed you for using a "run on"
sentence.

A 1000 word sentence is not the work of a proficient author.

Sir:

Tell that to William Faulkner (cf. "Intruder int he Dust," "As I Lay Dying")

Or, for that matter, to James Joyce.

Most sincerely,
W.T. Hatch

P.S. Yes, I am quite aware that both authors are deceased



It is doubtful that Comcast Smith heard of either. What did you do to
celebrate Bloomsday? We raised a few to old Leopold in, of course, an
Irish bar in DC.

--
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in
Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me -
you can't get fooled again." -George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept.
17, 2002