Budda drank Bud's. Hence the beer belly.

"Jeff Morris" wrote

"Bart Senior" wrote

I think Gere is a Hindu. I'm a Buddist.

Richard Gere is a Buddhist:
http://www.shambhalasun.com/Archives...May99/gere.htm

We have no idea what you are, Bart. You certainly aren't a Buddhist; you
don't
even know how its spelled!

Unless, off course, you're really claiming you worship Budweiser.