Have the airport "security" folks asked you eat one of those frozen hot
dogs, like the way at least one woman has been told to prove that bottles of
breast milk weren't actually a liquid explosive?

"Marshall Banana" wrote in message
...
Also Sprach Harry Krause :

Nathan's are decent dogs, but I prefer Hebrew National and, sometimes,
depending on where I am, a "local" Kosher dog.

Heathen. As every native new yorker knows, there is no other hotdog than
Sabrett. Can't buy 'em here in Seattle, so once a year when I visit the
folks, I buy two 48 packs, freeze them, and bring them home on the
airline. Also bring home a few dozen bagels, can't get a decent bagel in
Seattle at any price. Flying home one day just after Christmas, there was
an hour and a half long line at the taxi stand. Bribed my way to the
front of the line in exchange for a half dozen of my precious NY bagels.

Dan

--
sdaemon: "this is the .suck domain. To be in it, you must suck."
sdaemon: "as proof of this, we do our nameservice by distributing
/etc/hosts files rather than running actual DNS services"
sdaemon: "believe us, that sucks"