NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces.

Actually, he didn't say that. But- I'm currently investigating rumors that Bush
is anti-abortion because, in his opinion, "Tennis just hasn't been the same
since the death of Fetus Gerulaitis"........

I'll let you know if that turns out to be true. :-)