"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote

I introduce you John, I mean you are a Texan.

Scotty lives in Plowsville. The name says it all he has to drive a
Kenworth for 3 hours to go sailing.


Oh puuulease! I own a Peterbilt. Get it straight will ya.

Ya know the old joke about why they make Kenworths, don't ya?


Nope never heard that one.

Joe

Scotty