"Dave" wrote

Lame, Vito. I'm a sinker too, and used to swim about 3 miles a day when I
was a life guard as a teen.

I envy you that. I was too busy setting pins 6 hours a night on school days
and 10-12 hours/dy otherwise. Paid about 4x lifeguard wages but lacked the
fringe benefits I see on Baywatch. Ahhh my misspent youth (c:

But if you sink like me and still swam 3 miles every day you got to wonder
if JFK, who floated fine in pictures, performed an act of heroism by
swimming half that distance.