Perhaps all is not lost, perhaps the umpteen virgins are duplicates of the
45 year old virgin comic book store guy on the Simpsons. Sweet.
http://www.snpp.com/guides/cbg.file.html#1
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"Vito" wrote in message
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Arguing his case on suicide bombings on BBC television, Qaradawi said
Wednesday the act was justified in certain circumstances.


"It is allowed to jeopardize your soul and cross the path of the enemy and
be killed, if this act of jeopardy affects the enemy, even if it only
generates fear in their hearts, shaking their morale, making them fear
Muslims," he said. "If it does not affect the enemy then it is not
allowed."

It follows that suicide terrorists who do not affect their victims are
simply suicides and condemned to hell but by freaking out after 9-11 we
guaranteed them a place in heaven with umpteen virgins at al.