you sound fairly "intelligent"
reasonably articulate
but yet incredibly stupid

i am impressed my your skills
a successful businessman!
wow---!!
in america? no!
god bless president bush!
anyone can make it here!

me: just a silly day laborer making min. wage that happens to own a sailboat
not a smart investment, i'll admit.
but a man has to do something with the few hours not spent at the mercy of
the infernal factory.

ya see: i spend my days filling those silly jelly doughnuts full of jelly so
you and your wife can stuff your fat faces.
i make 1 cent for every doughnut which means you are both eating an awful
lot of them.

i imagine it is unlikely your boat still floats on her lines?
more likely you can't undo the bridle from the bow cleat, much less tie your
shoes.
are you the guy passing legislation to study the problems of obesity in
america?
god bless you, it is about time.

in my little bit of spare time i am learning english so i can gain some
knowledge of your culture and attempt to have an "intelligent" conversation
with people of your stature

make no mistake my family of 18 and i most certainly appreciate your
patronage and benevelence.

yes i'll take the boat back to mexico with me when i leave.
what a day that will be!
it will certainly be a tight fit with everyone on board, and i don;t know
where the color tv will go yet
..........but never mind

just need to clean her up a bit (take off the numbers)
get her to float a bit longer
stitch up some temporary sails..............or maybe given how succesful you
are sir....can you spare an old genoa or two?

if you sail like the rant you provided, and if sailing means going in
circles.......will then i'm doubly impressed.

you a sailor: now i understand american humor!