Dead Duck
Sent by mistake; Continued;
Vet puts the Duck on the table and leaves the room. He comes back with a
beautiful Black Labrador bird dog. The dog sniff the Duck and woof an
affirmative yes. He takes the dog out and comes back with a Beautiful
Cat. Cat jumps up on the table and meows that the duck is dead and
leaves the room.
The Vet goes to his Computer and types out the bill, which is for
$150.00
The upset woman complains; "How in the world can you charge $150 to tell
me my Duck is Dead?"
The Vet's reply; "When I first told you the bird was dead the bill was
&20 but with the LAB fees and the Cat Scan the bill adds up fast!"
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