Remember to cover your windows with tin foil--it keeps out
the spy rays.

I dated a 911 operator in Irving Texas. The crackpots would
call 911 constantly and report things like laser beams shining
in their windows. The above statement seemed to calm them.


Scott Vernon wrote
he could be on to something. If he used something other than the camera
that
wouls send out rays, magic rays that return, and replace the TV screen
with
one that shows boats as little blips and then......oh, never mind. It will
never work.