Scott Vernon wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote

Never mind. At least you will have missed Bobsprit's
demonstration of an all-over condom (for handholding with
Scotty).

Would you stop that! Now!

Scotty,

HONEY! where's my gig?

Too late Scotty. Your sad secret is now all over the internet.
Google on "handholding" & "scotty"
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Flying Tadpole

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