As you all know, I can't get Bobby to hold a job. His ebay sales were a
flop, and we need money for our baby. Bobby want's me to get a partial
birth abortion (for money). He claims it's to help with stem cell research,
but I've came up with another idea.

Since Bobby loves the internet and loves to humiliate himself online, I
thought of the perfect business for us.

Check this out: http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Now you too can tell Bobby to sit, roll over, and even fly! (Just like I
do)

Suzy B.