why would I need fenders? I anchor out, and I own a slip.

SV

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On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 13:12:58 -0400, "Jeff Morris"
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What? No fenders on deck? And you call yourself a sailor?



Scotty leaves them hanging over the sides. He used to keep them on
deck, but every time he shifted his weight, they would all roll
overboard. Now he just leaves them. He conserves his energy for
opening Twinkies packages.

BB