"Bart Senior" wrote in message
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| QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W.
| BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
| A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
| likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
| try not xxxxxxx us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.
| President
| Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
| adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
| sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border
| security.

Well Bart..... I'd be delighted....... ;-)
That would effectively shut down the already constricted border we share
with the USA. I see that "Free Speech" is as selective as "Free Will" with
you isn't it? The "You're either with us or Against us" song and dance is
getting old Bart!

We could immediatly, not only legalize pot... but start growing it in
volumes that would pale your corn and wheat! That alone would pay off our
national debt and overcome any loss in trade! Your own people would be
crossing the border to refill their knapsacks with the best Bud in the Free
World.... !!!!

Think about no more cheap pharmaceuticals for you folks either.... and you'd
have to fly to Alaska... no more nice long drives. American Airlines has
just opened scheduled service to New York from Halifax.... I understand
business isn't what they expected... I wonder why? Got Gas? Got Fresh Water?
....runnin' low on timber? Would you prevent your National Companies from
doing business on a global basis as well.... many countries would be
delighted with that idea.

You might want to split that spare military force and line it up on every
border you have.... and buddy that's one long piece of real estate we share
there.

Yup ... with that policy you'd be well on your way down the path of the
former USSR!! Good Luck!!

PS: do ya think that maybe your state of "Georgia" would separate?? After
all Nova Scotia supported the South in your Civil War!

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa.....!!!!


CM