You need a Dog in your life and sailing..

We took our dog on an overnighter once. He hated it. I think because he
couldn't get a grip on the fiberglass. When we got home he laid in one spot on
the floor of the family room and didn't move for 3 days. No lie. Didn't even
get up to eat.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"