old man, a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. in your case, you have
damned little knowledge.

now, you are saying WHAT? that an airfoil wouldn't work if both sides of it
are curved, and curved in the same direction?

dude, maybe you might spend some time at any local airport, unless of course
you continue to believe that trash you spewed before that a verticle surface
acts under different air forces than a horizontal surface.

old man, give it up. you told one and all of your utter ignorance when you
said,

I was just made aware of the Newtonian Theory

[snip the rest of thomie's beer hall meanderings]