On Mon, 31 May 2004 17:54:36 +1200, Navigator wrote
this crap:


I had two races on Saturday, and one on Sunday. I won a bottle of
shampane that I'm saving for Monday.


(It's Italian shampane, not that French swill.)



Did you share it with the showfer?

I shared more than that with her.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!