"katysails" wrote in message
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| Haggie suggested: Get a taller pedestal?
|
| No...a shorter one...that 7' piece of marble I've been standing on was
| beginning to give me vertigo...will be much easier if he just lays down so
I
| can trade it in for a 3' model.....

WHY????

You could stand barefoot in the sand and have him smothered in granules of
penance! ;-)

CM