Scott Vernon wrote:

bob also claimed to use thimbles & shackles
he claimed to buy a Catalina ( or some such boat)
he claims to not be a thief and a liar
he claims to sail
he claims to have hair on the top of his head
he claims 'the girls' he sails with are good looking
he claimed to sail to the Thimble Islands
he claims to pass j-24s, and other faster boats
he claims to own a boat
he claims a 100% rating on e-bay
he claims router bits have motors
he claims leaving fenders lying about on a boat is good seamanship


need I go on?

Oh, please do! I was enjoying it.

Regards


Donal
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