I'm surprised there are so many lawyer-joke web sites. Just
type in 'lawyer jokes' at google and see for yourself. Here
are a couple worth noting from http://www.expertlaw.com/humor/index.html

-JimL

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Q: What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

* Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
* When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
* Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
* Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
* A prison guard is shaving your head.