"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
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| How about a muzzle loader for 'Overproof' loaded with paintball
| grapeshot? You'd never have to bother with attorneys in kayaks getting
| in the way again.

We were on a Sail Past on a Funeral for a good buddy and being the last boat
we were to fire the Salute Canon..... well in the confusion caused by
imbibing several beers.... I forgot to remove the rubber plug. Apparently it
missed the head of a French guy on a boat not in the sail past by inches.

The frenchman wasn't a big fan of us pirates and everyone had a good laugh
about it.

CM