And I can hit a 2" target
a 225 yards and thats with the carbine. Now with my Brit 303 I can hit
a crab trap float at 1000 yards on a rocking boat.

sure, and you can pork a broad (your type of words) 23 times in a night and
still do her virgin sisters the next morning.

That why you feel you need a hand-gun for protection.