Hahahahaha! Thanks!

Seahag

OzOne wrote in message ...
This was sent to me, I thought you'd all appreciate it.

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m.,
a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape
a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with
that one!). Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked
him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then
said, "oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the cat and farted."


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.