"JAXAshby" searching fruitlessly for a clever literary
reference, barfed out these words
...
I'm wondering how YOU, mensa-man, can make that kind of
judgement, not knowing him and NEVER having spoke to him personally.

John Cairns

johnny, you gave the answer yourself.

I am Mensa and you are not.

I pay attention to what is going on around and you do not.

I can see relationships between that data and you can not.

You are Forrest Gump and I am not.

Might be somewhat impressed if you could come up with an obscure literary
reference or even an obscure cinematic reference, but Forrest Gump!?! Hint!
Consider finding a source other than Bobsprit for movie reviews. I don't
know how to break the news to you, but Forrest Gump is a _fictional_
character. If you like, they based the movie on an absolute piece of
literary dreck, we'll take up a collection so that you can "read" the book
on tape. I'm getting the strong impression that you have difficulty
stringing together more than one sentence at a time, but keep at it, given
enough time you may come up with some coherent thoughts and share them with
us.
John Cairns