"Joe" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
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You summed it up very well, Joe.

My OS tankerman card was issued Nov 1981

My AB ticket was issued July 82

My 100 ton ocean operator #192344 was issued 4th May 1984

My USMM 1600 ton Masters any oceans ticket number is 607529 first
issue was Aug 17th 1987.

What did you say your Yachtmaster # was O physic navigator?

Thats right, you didn't did you? Why?

Because your a Liar a fake and a wannabe.

While you were learning to add and subtract I was learning how to walk
a
300 ton boat sideways against a 5 knot current.

While you were reading see spot run. I was reading the 9 volumes
of H.O. Pub 214

While you were learning grammer I was learning celestial navigation.

While you were playing kickball, I was playing with radars.

While you were steering your first car, I was steering a ship almost
as large as an aircraft carrier.

While you went to the prom. I went to Deigo Garcia, Hong Kong, OZ,
Phillipines, Hawaii, Japan, Tiawan, Guam, New Zeland, Maratuias,
Africa, and a dozen other places you still dream about going to.

You carried a lunch box, I carried nuclear weapons.

You had a hall pass, I had a top secret clearence.

You were begging to get to first base, I had several women in every
port.

Yelp, that about sums it up Donal.

But dont feel to bad, you can spell better than I can.

Gulp!!!

(I didn't mean to upset you! Really!).


Regards


Donal
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