see, dougies, that's why you have the problems you have. you can't understand
English.

hours exist without regard -- as in totally independent of -- moving pistons.
Really.

Therefore, an engine that is not running doesn't use any fuel at all. Really.

Has nothing to do with either the concept or reality of "zero".

go sleep it off, dougies.

doguies, if you don't run it at all it *average* 0.0000 gph.

You're so witty, Jax. What a great come back. That must be why so many
people look up to you.

However, you're wrong. If it doesn't run at all, then the 'hours run'
would equal zero. Anybody who passed fifth grade math knows that you
can't divide by zero, thus it cannot be a valid average.

It's kind of a shame that you were right about that U-boat in Long
Island. Otherwise you'd have a perfect record.

DSK