If you want the REAL news you should browse this newspaper

http://www.theonion.com/

OzOne wrote:

http://www.lalatimes.com/Issue6/kitesurf.html
An avid kitesurfer, Win Lexel, disappeared yesterday at a popular spot
near the county line.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.