You still haven't offered any proof that 1. You've ever been offshore 2. You
exist as anything more than some lacking any imagination whatsoever. BTW,
all this talk about measuring dicks might lead someone to believe that
you're closeted. You might be happier if you came out, some folks might give
you grief, but that's their problem. BTW, again, Matt probably has more
experience than anyone else I've encountered in this ng., period. I would
say you were stupid, but no one can possibly be that stupid, so the only
thing that I can conclude is that you need professional help.
John Cairns (heh, a real name)
"JAXAshby" raved
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