Looking For A Real Sailor Man
Hi. This is my first time posting to a Google group. I'm looking for
a manly sailor to sail my boat and give me orders. I own a 32'
sailboat on the LIS and take orders very well. My current loser
boyfriend won't sail my boat for more than a few hours at a time and
he's lousy in the sack. In fact, he can't get it up unless I call him
Captain Neal. Weird, huh? And then he only lasts 2 minutes or less.
Once I got on top and he thought he had a heart attack and I had to
rush him to the hospital, crying all the way (him, not me). Turns out
the big baby tore some muscle tissue. Sorry for the rambling.
Any big strong men out there want to give me a tumble, and sail my
boat e mail me.
I'll be waiting.
Suzy
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