"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:LuIUb.16071$EW.4459@okepread02...
"Capt.American" wrote:
The way you carry on with the kanook leads me to think you need help.

Ahh, but Captain, he's very loyal and protective, but he just doesn't 'heel'
well...what should I do? Any advice? guffaw


It's odvious his greatest desire is to become an American. Perhaps you
should propose to him. He will accept your proposal just so he can
live in the USA, and you can threaten to divorce him and send him back
to the frozen hell he lives in. Thats enough of a threat to make any
dog heel.

Capt. American


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