PLUS.... it sounds like something Bobsprit would say!

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| Now that's just Sick! This is my dear sweet Mom you're talking about!
| This rates right up with your "chiggers" comment!
|
| Good Gravy Man!... if you came a visiting she'd fetch you fresh coffee and
a
| Belgian Waffle loaded with plump blueberries and covered with fresh
whipped
| cream. She'd be sweet and hospitable. She'd make you feel at home and part
| of the family. She wouldn't hurt a fly and never talks bad about anyone.
|
| If she knew you wrote this about her it would break her dear old heart.
How
| could you be so mean to someone so nice??
|
| Why just last year she told me that I had an email "from that nice person
in
| the United States". Your email! I'm crushed!
|
| CM
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|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| | "Scott Vernon" asked...
| | your Mom is a waffle?
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
| |
| | Now ...
| |
| | what was she before?
| |
| |
| |
| | I'll whip her tonight and have some whipped cream!
| |
| |
| | TMI
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