You go to the hospital for a pulled muscle.... and call me "soft"??????

Actually, the damage was unusual because the workout was new. Carrying a
mountain bike over steep rock terrain is not something you could handle. You
need good legs, balance and strong arms to start. You could never do it.
Suzanne lacks my arm strength, but she manages because she can move even
faster. Her legs could easily kill you in under a minute.
Like I said, Mooron. You couldn't do it, nor would you try once you saw how
hard it is. Running and climbing, while holding a mountain bike via two straps
on your back is beyond you. I doubt you good stay with me on a 5 run either and
I know Suzanne would dust you. We are your genetic superior, as basic as me
being taller or Suzanne's ability to hold her breath for 2 minutes 40 seconds
on her first try...she's getting certified for diving.

Give it up, staypuff sailor! Stay home and listen to that radio of yours.

Capt RB