"Capt.American" wrote in message
| Welcome back Moron! Thought you ate to much Kanook beef of something.

Why Thank You Cappy.... and I wouldn't eat Canadian Beef unless I knew who
raised it. That's something I've always done. Won't eat someone else's game
either unless I know he's a good hunter.

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| You Yanks would have been proud of me when I arrived at the Halifax
| container pier to off load my buddy's boat from Portugal, I had a US
Flag
| kerchief on my bald pate.. a yellow ribbon on an American Flag pin and
| smokin' Yankee cigarettes. I was dressed in full camo garb. They waved
me
| past security without so much as a wink.
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| And they should in such fine attire.

Damned Straight!!


| One of the stevedores asked if I was an American! I looked at him and
| said..""I only wish!"!!!
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| Isnt that what most Canadian's want?

Nah!.... most don't! I do because I could use the firepower back-up..... and
let's face it... I make a better American than most Yanks do! I've got the
attitude, confidence, skill and I'm deadly with a weapon!

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| Was that you who sworn in your new PM? That was real cool when you
| lit the incence and wiped those eagle feather all over his face.

It's about time we brought our native brethren into the picture! Don't
mistake the suburban drunk Indian to the proud warriors I deal with in the
bush. Those braves can sneak up to a sleeping moose and carve their mark in
it's hoof without waking it up.

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| The boat that carried my friend's Bayfield had lost 6 containers over
the
| side on the trip.
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| Seems to happen on a lot of container ships, I saw 2 boxes in the
Pacific.

The local harbour pilots posting here don't agree with us on that point!

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|
| Heh Lonny... reject any Canadian Cows or lumber this year? Ha Ha Ha
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| Is your lumber as tainted as your cows?

Yeah... we taint it just before we ship it south.

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| I'll be around for a few days... then it's back to the Arctic!
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| What do you do in the artic beside drink and BS American hunters?
| Thats right your a tree murderer huh..

Survey... Geotechnical and Construction supervision. Easy to BS a Yank...
they's so friggin' gullible! :-)


CM