"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

I'm back for a few days....

Welcome back Moron! Thought you ate to much Kanook beef of something.

You Yanks would have been proud of me when I arrived at the Halifax
container pier to off load my buddy's boat from Portugal, I had a US Flag
kerchief on my bald pate.. a yellow ribbon on an American Flag pin and
smokin' Yankee cigarettes. I was dressed in full camo garb. They waved me
past security without so much as a wink.

And they should in such fine attire.


One of the stevedores asked if I was an American! I looked at him and
said..""I only wish!"!!!

Isnt that what most Canadian's want?

Was that you who sworn in your new PM? That was real cool when you
lit the incence and wiped those eagle feather all over his face.



The boat that carried my friend's Bayfield had lost 6 containers over the
side on the trip.

Seems to happen on a lot of container ships, I saw 2 boxes in the Pacific.


Heh Lonny... reject any Canadian Cows or lumber this year? Ha Ha Ha Ha


Is your lumber as tainted as your cows?



I'll be around for a few days... then it's back to the Arctic!

What do you do in the artic beside drink and BS American hunters?
Thats right your a tree murderer huh..


Capt. American



Later

Capt. Mooron