Simple Simon wrote:
Hey mister toy tugboat skipper, what makes you
so jealous of me? Is it because you know with
your silly restored tugboat you really can't go
anywhere, do anything, or even manage to fool
yourself into thinking you are enjoying yourself?

Sorry to take so long to reply, I just sailed into cell phone range of
Ketchikan and got a connection. Yeah, I spend all my time moored to an
old engine block. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

The only enjoyment you get out of your silly
vessel is satisfaction

A little jealousy of real sailors with real boats there Nil?


Real men such as those of us who live aboard
and cruise and voyage

Bwahahahahahahahaahahahahah Gimmme a break, harldy a man, certainly not
a sailor, and the only cruisng you do is on the net or riding your bike
past schoolyards hoping to score ...

Bwahahahahahahahaahahahah like I said before, a hazard to navigation
if you ever got loose of that mooring and a marine pollutant the rest of
the time.

Rick