Howard Dean: "I SUPPOSE capturing Sadaam Hussein is a good thing, I
guess, but why wasn't it the Germans who captured him?"

Joe Lieberman: "I supported the Generals and Colonels who ran this
operation. And I think Hussein should be brought back to the U.S. and
shot, but not on the Sabbath."

John F. Kerry: "F.'in A, That F'er has been yanking our chain, and
F'in
President Bush should be F'in ashamed of himself for not getting the
F'er right away. If it was me there, I would have put two in the
F'er's
head, like I did in F'in 'Nam."

John Edwards: "I think it's great that we got him, but I'm hearing
disturbing reports that the forces did not obtain a search warrant
before entering the house, and that Hussein was not read his Miranda
rights. If his family wants representation, please call my office at
1-800-AMBULANCE."

Dick Gephardt: "I'm so happy for the working families of Iraq. We
should
help them organize and strike for a living wage. Just this week
working
families in Iraq were talking 'strike for living wages' in the streets
of Baghdad, and I think it's outrageous that President Bush has been
so
callous. My father drove a milk truck."

Al Sharpton: "I think it's crazy to treat a brother like that. Since
Hussein was obviously a street person due to Republican policies, we
need to drag President Bush from the foxhole he's in somewhere down it
Texas."

Dennis Kucinich: "This proves Sadaam did not have any WMD's or else he
would have used them on the troops who captured him, who shouldn't
have
been there to begin with."

Wesley Clark: "I want to thank my troops, who used to be under my
command, for a successful implimentation of my plan. Now is the time
for
us to grovel before France and Germany and plead with them for their
OK
to go into Iraq. Maybe we should just give them the rebuilding
contracts
now, in an effort for atonement. I'm not sure on that, though. Hillary
hasn't told me yet."

Hillary Clinton: "Well, you know, my husband has long been, you know,
in
favor of getting rid of, you know, the bad guys. We actually had him,
you know, several times but, you know, were prevented in arresting him
since Janet Reno didn't get the necessary warrants printed in time.
Let
me reiterate in no uncertain terms that I am not now a candidate for
president, nor is it my intention to become one if offered."

Terry McAuliffe:" It was me who phones it
the tip on Hussein. Please send the $25 millon to my attention, at DNC
Headquarters, Palo Alto, California. Sooner rather than later would be
appreciated."

Al Go "Oops! Uh, Howard, ixnay on the eechspay."




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