Hey Nutsy,

Us Farters with a female crew have it best
When you let a ripper go in a cockpit full of women you get response.
With men they just sit there gagging with straight faces and crossed
eyes.

Farting is a guy thing. I never hear a female FART. I don't know how
they do it. Geez, I just about developed a hernia holding one just a
couple boat lengths on the upwind leg to get the enjoyment of a downwind
"Sneaky Pete" You never see a Gal lift her leg and cut loose with a
triple vibrator, rack a broad smile and toss a comment like " Damn,
tight shoes! or Better out than in!" It's a Male Art Form

I can tell you though, since I've used a female crew there is always a
Lysol Aerosol Can in the Cabin and a tel-tail stuck on the mirror of the
Head Door

So guys, LET-R- RIP, its' your birth right

Ole Thom