Jerusalem artichokes. Doesn't matter how you cook them.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.

couple handfuls of golden raisins
five-ounce bag of pistachio nuts
half-dozen buffalo wings with raw onion slices
garlic bread
red wine

What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

S.Simon