"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Now that boob has got you all pitying me, it would be a good time to post my
Christmas wish list.

handheld VHF

I have one already.

new main sail

I have one already and a new jib to boot.

brass oil lamp

I have one already.

dock lines

I have no use for dock lines - those are for lubbers.

140% RF genny

Only a fool would want one of those.

fiddle block w/cleat for main sheet

I have one already.

sunglasses

I have REVOs. And I have Ray Bans - Both pairs cost over 200 bucks each.

case of squirty cheese

Trailer park trash food.

3 blade feathering prop

My three blade prop causes no drag because it is out of the water
completely when I'm sailing.

new chart for Chess. Bay

Why? I have one of those and never use it. Who even wants
to sail that ugly, polluted body of water.

S.Simon