In article , Simple Simon
wrote:

You're wrong, completely wrong. Bobsprit is the life of
the party. Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.

Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.

ROFL. Bob****'s in my KF and when he did a dummy-spit and left nobody
cared.

Your problem is that you can't get an intelligent and attractive woman
to spend any time with you unless you catch them real young, before
they've learnt anything about men, and even then you have to rent them
by the minute. You're just bitter & jealous.

PDW