Damn now you've told them what you did before retirement. What a give
away, they all thought you were a postal worker (thanks to me :-))))).

Cheers MC


Simple Simon wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon



Donals Dilemma wrote in message ...

On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 12:36:34 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:


The bum finally went to work. He mentioned something
about having a winter contract operating snow removal
and road grading equipment. In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.

S.Simon

Awww you're just jealous.
Over here posties ride Honda 50 stepthrus
I'd figure that's about all you get too eh.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.