Dear Great and Blessed Pontiff of Warez,

Although I am not worthy, I thank you for your kind
consideration. You need only state the terms and I
will be available to serve your every stipulation -
I'm not Bobsprit or Ganz, though, so no homo stuff . . .

I'll send you an e-mail to both the addy's I have
for you in my book.

S.Simon


"larry flint a.k.a. lawrence stone" wrote in message ...
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 20:02:59 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:


What program do you recommend for compressing it and
burning it to a CD ROM. And, where can I get a copy of
this free software?

Dear great master of the sea,

You are in luck for at the present time I am in winter residence much
like other great men such as Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, and John
Ringling on the Florida gulf coast.

If certain accommodations and stipulations are met you may be granted
an exclusive personal audience with the master pirate a.k.a. the
"Warez Pope" within the next few weeks.

You will learn from the best for I will teach you.

Please respond via electronic mail to my mail.com addy that should be
already in your address book.

Sincerely,

lawrence stone