He's a city slicker fag boy all right!

Look at those hand held yachting instruments! So GAY!

Like sailing requires the use of only one hand at all times so the other
hand can hold an instrument?!

He wants them portable so he can display them on the bookcase! "Look at me!
I'm a sailor!"

So friggin gay, so "Bobsprit"!

Poppa Pimple