Simple,

If you ever sail around the world, I'm sure you won't need a compass as
much as a "Dinner Jacket" The trip will be on a cruise Ship and you'll
be a passenger.

Hope you had a wonderful day of Fasting & exercise. I had a wonderful
Turkey Dinner with stuffing (Oyster) gravy, Mashed potatoes, Sweet
potatoes with marshmallows, asparagus; Pumpkin and Raisin pie. Two
Manhattans GREAT DAY

I'm one of your FAT American. Obese to my eyeballs. Called Morbid
Obesity.

Wish you lived closer so I could name you to carry Ole (Fat) Thom the
last mile

Ole Thom