Scott Vernon wrote:

I didn't know birthdays were a competition. If I wanted any of that crap
you got I could buy it tomorrow.

Yep.... "For everything else, there's Mastercard."

.... However, I got something for MY
birthday that you'll never ever get. My kids came home to celebrate with
me.

Why would your kids want to visit Bubbles? First of all, he's nuts, and also
I hear his wife is not a very good cook.

DSK