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Does it mean anything, that when one does a Google search on "Babs
Johnson," that most links are for "Pink Flamingos" (the movie) sites?
That "Babs Johnson" was definitely NOT a babe.

tw


On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 03:30:16 GMT, "Babs Johnson"
wrote:

Ya gotta hand it to ole Cappie! He gets the nail on the head
everytime!

He's right about women and sailing. Women shouldn't be allowed on a
sailboat unless it's firmly tied to the pier. As a true sailing
bombshell I know this first hand.

Let's look at the evidence. Take a man sailing by himself. We've some
good examples here. Ole Cappie skillfully negotiates the eddies and
gybes of the Caribbean singlehanded. Captain America, who is a few
bricks short of a full load, sails halfway acroos the Pacific and
back. Schoonertrash sails a Westerly Centaur (the boat of choice of
the Penguin in Batman) thousands of miles singlehanded - without
mishap. He could even enjoy picking his nose with his thumbs and no
nagging of a woman.

Now what happens when you add a woman? You wind up sailing in a fresh
water lake with a chatterbox galley maid.

What happens when you add several women? You become Bobsprit.

Add a few dozen more and you're Rick tugs, full throttle ahead plowing
the ferry boat into the dock.

Why are women such a distraction? It's the pheremones. They distract
men. Poor Bobsprit, his women are so scantily clad that their
pheremone glands are uncovered. It's no wonder they can drive farm
beasts several miles inland insane.
Women have no place on a boat. Look at what happened in France. The
Queen Mary was beached and the gangplank collapsed under the weight of
fat
housewives. They can only bring tragedy!

Don't forget the Sirens in the Odyssey and the Captain of the Pinafore
- women only subtracted from their manly sailing skills. It's
historical fact, documented through the ages.

Unless, of course, they are famous single handed sailorettes such as
myself! Confident, poised and torpedoes straight ahead - that's me!

Babs, the bombshell with the biggest tips!


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